The Almighty and Pat Robertson, II
Compiler’s note: With apologies to The Divine Mother, I reprise in updated form a post from just over four years ago, 6 January, 2006. Some things never change.
Her radiance somewhat dimmed and the Divine Brow furrowed, The Almighty looked up as Archangel Michael hurried into the Celestial Chamber. “Yes, Michael, I know, I am feeling My Haitian children’s suffering. I see and hear and feel it all. Fortunately I also see and hear and feel the charity in the hearts and actions of others of My children, who are gathering all their strength to minister to their brothers and sisters.”
Bowing profoundly, the Archangel hesitantly said, “Yes, Your Awesomeness, many of Your creations are following your Son’s Word, and doing unto their neighbors as they would have done to themselves…but…”
With a dismissive wave, She of Infinite Love wearily interjected, “Yes, yes, I know, that man has jumped into the middle of immense suffering once again to claim knowledge of My purposes, with some nonsense about pacts with the Devil. My creation is compact both of good and evil. All My creatures with free will create their own devils, with which they may torment themselves, if so inclined. And may respond with evil – or with good – when events beyond their control visit suffering upon them. Where there is suffering, there may also be great charity, love and sacrifice that mirrors Mine, to the limits of human capacity.” Shaking Her Head, the Divinity sighed, “I keep hoping that this Robertson, who is my Creation, after all, may yet realize his error.”
“Not much sign of that, if I may say so, Your Radiance, although You have sifted the infinite variety of Creation far beyond my poor power. I am afraid such persons strain my patience and my belief in their capacity – a mark of my unworthiness, I know,” bowing his head, Michael looked chastened.
Smiling slowly until around Her, light rose strong and glorious, Her Mercifulness laughed gently, “Oh, Michael, Michael, you are too hard on yourself, just remember that you are only a little higher than these, My human children, but well-beloved of Me.” Rising from the Throne Celestial, Mother of Creation swept towards the Throne Room doors, which swung wide as Cherubim hastened to attend Her departure, “Let us go and hearten the orphaned, encourage the suffering and strengthen those who aid them.”